Someone bumped into my chair and I said sorry.
someone bumped into my chair and i punched them in the face
someone bumped into my chair and I didn’t even give a fuck
someone bumped into my chair and i start a revolution
No one bumped into my chair because they weren’t able to assemble it.
(via escapethepeople)
The moment when you click an interesting looking video on youtube but it’s only a picture
(Source: whatsgoingon12, via damn-funny)
if a boy calls you “Hot” he’s looking at
your bodymeif he calls you “Pretty” he’s looking at
your facemeif he says “You’re beautiful” he’s looking at
your soulme
(via wrong-page)
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
(via skittles-and-cyanide)
calm your shit barbie not everyone has white privilege like you do
(Source: kyan-pepper, via laughcentre)
My childhood is over.
The Tom and Jerry one killed mine
Last one “so shes a weeping angel?”
i hated that episode, but i didn’t even know until now. o.O
Fuck….
(via laughcentre)
hello mr president i would like to buy america for 4 goats
(via laughcentre)
